Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can’t look that old? Well…You’ll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
‘Yes. Yes, i did!’ he gleamed with pride.
‘When did you graduate?’ I asked.
He answered, ‘in 1975. Why do you ask?’
‘You were in my class!’, I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GREY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, SON-OF-A-B!TCH asked me:
‘What did you teach??’
